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soundslikebullshitbro replied to your post: ALRIGHTEY, SO I JUST GOT HOME AND NOW I’M GONNA DIP DYE MY HAIR

it’s not possible for u to get less fab xx i can lend you some of mine if it happens i’ve got enough

oh fatma, you are too nice, if i wasn’t the fabbest person alive, that designation would definitely go to you

Fill in the balnk: Regina George is ____________.

Anonymous

oh my god, you can’t just ask people what they think about regina george

hi hi, why would you recommend getting a kindle? / and what do you like the least about it

hmmm wow okay i have a lot to talk about when it comes to my bby kindle, prepare yourself for all my feels

and when it comes to what i like the least about it, there really isn’t much buuuuut

and i think that’s all, sorry for this long ass reply, i hope it helped though!

PS: this is pretty obvious but i decided to say it anyway, i am not being sponsored by amazon (heck, i wish i was sponsored by amazon!)

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zaynshomoerection:

i’ll never understand how some people manage to lift only one eyebrow


watch and learn xoxo

zaynshomoerection:

i’ll never understand how some people manage to lift only one eyebrow

watch and learn xoxo

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EVERYONE SHUT UP NOW!!!!!!!

oh my god, azerbaijan’s dress 

I was wondering who the person in your icon is

Anonymous

it’s just some random sad clown so that you can all know what a deep and tormented hipster i truly am

(jk bro it’s actually the fab alex turner from arctic monkeys whom i completely adore and am totally going to marry one day dressed up as a clown after their performances were called ‘dull’, you can see it here)

what a surprise

Baby Boo, I miss you already. Remember always this white nigga thinks you are a amazing and adorable girl. Remember that I live right across the street. Much love, Cathe

oh qurl, thank you for this fine piece of literature

you truly are one wise white nigga, thug life has truly been marvelous on you

and i shall always remember you live across the street okay

ur stupid xoxoxoxoxo

you’re just jealous because you’ll never be as fab as me

While I was away some of you lovely people tagged me on that question thingy (Does it have a name? Quoting ABBA, WHAT’S THE NAME OF THE GAME) so I decided that, instead of doing a bunch of posts about it and clogging everyone’s dash, I’d reply to all of you in a single post so here it goes

This is going to be REALLY long so I’m really, really sorry

(and yes, I do understand there’s a really low chance someone is actually going to read everything I wrote but oh well, you can’t have it all)

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Are you universally popular and well-liked?

Anonymous

no, i am not and i don’t really want to, actually

i wouldn’t say i’m a rude person (i’m quite polite) but i’m sort of cold, i don’t smile a lot around people i don’t know and i’ve been told i tend to give a really negative first impression because of that

HOWEVER, i guess that impression usually changes once someone gets to know me so that’s why i don’t really have people who truly hate me and want to murder me in my sleep (i think)

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sevenminutes:

I must have screamed “OH MY FUCKING GOD” about a hundred of times and then a second round of those when I called Ana to tell her that her autograph had arrived too (I sent Michael two pictures to sign, one for me and one for her because, honestly, she’s my best friend, and because it was for her birthday). FUCK, MY LIFE IS COMPLETE ATM.

 

THIS MAN. THIS GORGEOUS, INTELLIGENT, KIND, CARING, TALENTED, FANTASTIC MAN. I LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING ME SO HAPPY. You sir, have a fan for life.

I NOW PRESENT YOU MY LOVELY ANA

THE CHARLES TO MY ERIK

MY ONE AND ONLY

I HAVE NO WORDS

AKJFBSDJFBSDKBGF

I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE YOU GOT US AUTOGRAPHS

I LOVE YOU