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Submarine (2010)

“My Dear Americans,

The film you are about to see is a biopic of my life. The events take place, not so long ago, in a proud land called Wales. Wales is next to England, a country you pretend to treat as an equal. My homeland has produced Catherine Zeta-Jones, Tom Jones and some other people. You have not yet invaded my country and for this I thank you. Submarine is an important film. Watch it with respect.

Fond regards from your protagonist,

Oliver Tate.

“We’ll pull a Romeo and Juliet because we’re in love!” [x]

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Finnick: Is that a bet?

Annie: No, it’s a promise.

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‘Cause I’m a primadonna girl, yeah

All I ever wanted was the world

I can’t help that I need it all

The primadonna life, the rise, the fall [x]

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“She’s never gonna be the same, Finnick. All of us who come out of the arena leave with wounds: on our bodies, our minds, our hearts… The important thing to remember is that, over time, even the worst scars will fade. Don’t give up. Not now when she needs you the most.” [x]

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“But if our love destroys your family, it will destroy itself”

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Josh Hutcherson is Straight But Not Narrow [x]

“Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas were going to be at my table. They started sitting down and I was like “OH MY GOD” but then they were like “Oh, wrong table.” and turned around and walked away.” [x]

Magneto: “So that’s a ‘No’? None of you want to come with me?”

“No, no, we can both just sit down.” [x]

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