This is such an interesting and funny text about me except it’s not.

Hai gurl hai, hai boy hai ~welcome to my crib~

If you’re reading this, I’ll assume you’re a curious person and I like that so 4 for you, Glenn Coco!

My name is Ana but you can also call me Sofia or Ana Sofia, just don’t call me Greg.

My 15 years old self currently lives in Portugal aka “A Country That’s Not Spain Althought Most People Think It Is” but I’ll move as soon as I get married to:

a) Michael Fassbender

b) James McAvoy

c) Ezra Miller

d) Evan Peters

e) Jpsh Hutcherson

f) Max Irons

g) All of the above

I’m currently studying visual arts but it’s my first year so don’t let the term fool ya, I still suck at it and my schedule is an asshole so I can’t work on my tumblr as much as I’d like to but hey, I do my best!

Now, this may come to you as a shock but I ACTUALLY HAVE FRIENDS:

• The Charles to my Erik
• The Female Penis to my Oral Sex, the Shark to my Jaws, le Tit to ma Tit, the everything to my everything
• The Violet to my Tate, The Quentin to my Uma
  
• The Emma Stone to my Zooey Deschanel
• The Watson to my Holmes, the Quentin Tarantino to my Woody Allen
• The John to my Sherlock
• The Robb to my Jon
• The Night to my Shadow
• The Doctor to my Tardis
• (And there’s still some people missing from here but I’m planning on making a Follow Forever soon - she said, 2 months ago)

I don’t make many personal posts (at least for now) but I do share all of my feels through tags so you should read them whenever you feel like knowing more about my ~spectacular life~

You can always talk to me, I don’t bite except when I do bite so if you’re nice to me, I’ll probably be nice to you and we’ll eventually become best friends and then fall in love and then I’ll ask you to marry me and you’ll totally say no but that’s okay, it’s not awkward unless you make it awkward, bro.

xoxo, gossip goaaaat <3